Transcript from tonight’s bedtime:
“Mommy, you kiss my hands? (Kiss) You kiss my eyes? (Kiss)
You kiss my toes?… Oh two toes. (Double kiss)
You kiss my head? (Kiss)
You kiss my butt?”
“No. I don’t kiss your bottom, G”
“DO IT, mom. Just do it. Kiss my butt to go night”
And I did. I literally just kissed my child’s ass to get him to go to sleep.